bubblenuggets:

weasleysweaters:

If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.

You should volunteer as tribute, you evil genius

canadianslut:

*listens to an acoustic performance*

ohhh so that’s what they’re saying

me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream

them: no

me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this

them: we're not

me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

egggggggs:

queerpropaganda:

how cute is it that humans make homes for birds??? humans are so cute

pretty cute, but when was the last time a bird made a house for a human? that’s right, never. it’s time it fucking goes both ways.

(Source: faypunk)

candiedmoon:

fencehopping:

Thunderstorm cloud lamp

I really fucking need this. I need like 10 of these over my bed with a thunderstorm soundtrack playing.