me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream

them: no

me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this

them: we're not

me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

egggggggs:

queerpropaganda:

how cute is it that humans make homes for birds??? humans are so cute

pretty cute, but when was the last time a bird made a house for a human? that’s right, never. it’s time it fucking goes both ways.

(Source: apollolras)

candiedmoon:

fencehopping:

Thunderstorm cloud lamp

I really fucking need this. I need like 10 of these over my bed with a thunderstorm soundtrack playing.

officialhydra:

provocatize:

-Abandoned underground station in Paris converted into a pool

John Watson’s worst nightmare

officialhydra:

provocatize:

-Abandoned underground station in Paris converted into a pool

John Watson’s worst nightmare